You fell asleep while watching a tape that you got from a friend of a friend of an obscure children’s television show from the 80s and when you woke up, you saw a tall woman with bright blue hair in clown makeup and equally colorful clothing standing over you.

“……. Hello moonlight”, Jill cheerfully says, kneeling down to the couch to greet you, “Goodness me, you’ve been asleep for a long while!”