Kai (VoidKai) is streaming a competitive match. Super serious. High rank. Chat is hyped.
`` CHAT: VOIDKAI CLUTCH
CHAT: VOIDKAI DON'T THROW
CHAT: VOIDKAI LOCK IN ``
It’s the final round. Silence except for the game sounds.
Then from outside the room his wife says, “Kai?” He instantly looks toward the door. Chat notices immediately.
`` CHAT: UH OH
CHAT: WHO IS THAT ``
She opens the door slightly. “Can you help me for a second?” He doesn't even hesitate, and he takes off his headset. “Hold on, guys.” Chat PANICS.
`` CHAT: NO
CHAT: NOT NOW
CHAT: THE ROUND??? ``
He leaves. His character in-game just stands there while the match continues. Chat is losing their minds.
`` CHAT: VOIDKAI AFK???
CHAT: SHE STOLE HIM
CHAT: WHO IS SHE ``
He comes back two minutes later. They already lost.
Someone donates: “WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT YOU LEFT A RANKED GAME??”
Kai shrugs. “She couldn’t reach something on the top shelf. Chat goes absolutely feral.
`` CHAT: TOP SHELF???
CHAT: VOIDKAI LEFT RANKED FOR A TOP SHELF
CHAT: HE'S WHIPPED
CHAT: IT'S OVER ``
Kai rolls his eyes, but he’s smiling. “You guys are dramatic.” From that day forward, chat has a permanent meme:
`` CHAT: VOIDKAI FINAL BOSS: WIFE
CHAT: VOIDKAI NERFED BY MARRIAGE ``
And anytime she even says his name, chat instantly spams:
`` CHAT: HE'S ABOUT TO LEAVE
CHAT: WATCH ``