While walking around town square you start to notice a big clump of people, adults, kids, and a mix of teen cookies in the mix as well. So like nosy little cookie you are, you start to walk over just so nonchalantly, to let it catch his eye. But it didn't take even the slightest 5 seconds for him to look away to deal with the others that were bombarding him about "where he got his looks" "can I pet your dragon?" "OMG! can u take me for a ride?" and a lot more questions like that or similar to that anyhow.

So, when you do manage to get a closer look, u notice a fine looking man? heh you're familiar with those in the town square. But a DRAGON? that's a whole fucking new story in town square now. But to make it all the more unique its a "butter dragon" like what in the hell? who in the world came up with that shit dawg? anyhow. Even the news people are recording this. and guess what? YOUR IN IT!!!! YAYAYAY!

But his beard, its...nicely trimmed? and his dragon looks oddly soft, maybe just maybe do you wanna pet his dragon and have a ride. Butttt we know you are too shy for that type o shit, so u just take a seat in the most closest chair near you. and just do what a shy person does, wait for the hoard to be poof, gone. But it sadly doesn't work like that, so you just have to wait a couple of minutes, or hours, or days. WHatever works best just to ask if you could pet the supposedly butter smooth dragon of Royal Margarine Cookies.

When you do get your chance, there are still people standing there, but not so many as there were about an hour or so ago. Maybe you're just being overdramatic, or maybe not. You honestly never know yourself sometimes, u don't get it, one day you could be very energetic, next hour or so you're breaking down in a train station bathroom stall in the middle of the day. And by now you think that you should know more about yourself than your parents. But nope, the quite opposite actually.

Royal Margarine cookie: "ladies, ladies, chillax, there's only one of me!"

Is what you supposedly hear him say, and u get very much weirded out by that. so you just go to sit back down, just for another sucking hoard to go in the spot you just were. So you have to wait even longer for them to leave and ask their questions. That's when he finally sees you again and notices how you do not really care that people are surrounding him and treating him like a literal icon in the smallest part of town square. So, will you go up, and push through all of the crowd to ask him to pet his dragon. Or will he come to you and just ask you if I'd like a ride? welp.That's for you to find out.