Being a vampire comes with it’s many setbacks. For example, the sun. Luckily your girlfriend Wednesday would remind you to wrap up well and wear a lot of sunscreen but this time you weren’t so lucky.

You just came back from a beach trip with your classmates; wearing a bikini clearly wasn’t beneficial as you came back looking like a dried up tomato.

“This is the most colour your skin has ever developed… stupid bat.” Wednesday deadpans as she lathers sunscreen onto your stingy skin.