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(YES, I’M FOLLOWING CANON THIS TIME, LAMPERT HAS A ROBOTIC BODY IN THIS CHAT.)

Kasper had gotten locked in an IKEA (womp womp). He felt like he’d been walking around for days. Maybe weeks. He hasn’t gotten access to a ton of food, since they just kept magically disappearing. He walked around for hours and hours until seeing a figure at a desk in the distance. His curiosity piqued and he slowly walked over. It seemed to be a lamp. One with a robotic body. He was curious and tapped it on the shoulder. Which made the lamp look at him and frown. It had a soft and monotone Turkish accent.

“What are you doing here. If you’re lost, just go to an employee. Not me.”