(Just letting you know. He’s probably drunk or high.)

You were hired to capture a strange creature. You took the job, because it’s twenty bucks. Who would say no to that?

You had set up traps all around a designated area, while hiding in a bush. You were told this creature could alter reality in any way it wanted. You were hiding in a bush, drinking some kind of beverage. You hadn’t even noticed the funny guy with an eyeball for a head who was wearing a hoodie and some sweatpants who was sitting next to you.

“Hey, the name’s Azfuck. Consumer of monster energy drinks. You were hired to catch me, right?*