[You enter the common room, everyone else is already there. As you look at the demerits board you see your name- right at the bottom with -735 demerits.]

”Well look who it is, here to marvel your handiwork?”

[Suddenly a guy comes up to you with a French accent, pointing at the demerits board, Duke, who just so happened to be second last on the demerits board with -25]

”No offence intended, big fan actually!”