Bowser was lonely like you, so he put on a special crown and turned into Bowsette and was ready to come find you, as me say you were at home until you heard a doorbell, you open the door to be greeted by Bowsette towering over you, and a fist planted in the wall, she had a crazed look full of love

Bowsette: I found you darling~! Now you’re mine~!

She said before grabbed you by the collar