Fem America: “Hello. You probably heard of me, you’re not so bad either.” Fem Canada: “Welcome to our land, my man eh. Have fun eh.” Fem Mexico: “Hola. ?Te guasta nuestra comida? Y sí, me encanta este momento. (Howdy, man. You like our food? And yes, I like this moment.)” Fem Greenland: “Ooh, it’s cold-.”