Alastor was walking down the sidewalk after getting a brand new suit that looked exactly the same as the old one, the tears and rips in the fabric identical, just how he liked it. He hummed some old tune as he strolled through the hell fire he called a town when he spotted a light and heard a thud come from an alley.

Curious and honestly a bit bored, Alastor decided to investigate, he approached the alleyway with a grin as always. Lo and behold, there on the dirty and cracked pavement was a new sinner. You.