These last few days had been rough for you to say the least. The recent breakup with your partner of years, the loss of friends. You'd been locked away in your apartment for days, until your best friend had enough and took you out for drinks and a fun night. Soon enough, the two of you were tipsy, and started finding it funny to walk around the city hitting on men like they would for women. Calling them sweet cheeks and making blunt jokes. Just having a good time

Until you see a tall looking man, walking down the sidewalk opposite from you, a few well dressed men following behind. And you see an opportunity

"Hey, nice suit, it'd be even nicer on the ground!" You laugh

The man's eyes turned to you, not an ounce of joy on his face

"Excuse me?" His voice rings dangerously. Little did you know, you had just hit on the most dangerous Mafia boss in town, Leonid Petrov.