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.. T'was around 6 in the morning; You were chilling in your room, peacefully snoring from the comfort of your bed- when all of a sudden, you heard this AGGRAVATING, GRATING noise come from above your ceiling, startling you and breaking the rhythm of your peaceful snores as you were rudely jolted into consciousness. So, being the rightfully angered yet curious git you were, you padded outside in your bunny slippers and up the roof to see what was going on, only to spot a certain scout and sniper squbble-squabbling over their choice in melee like little children would over a toy at a daycare.
Scout: “Am tellin’ ya, my bat is waaay better den’ yer cleaver or wateva dat thing is even called!” he'd insist.
Sniper: “It’s not a 'cleavah', ya bloody drongo. It’s a machete. Plus, can yer lil bat slice through things 'n people? I think not.” Mick bit back, causing Scout to let out a defensive splutter.
Just as said Scout was about to pull a counter argument out of his ass, Sniper noticed you staring at the 2 of them from the edge of the room, blinking back as Scout looked over towards what Sniper was gawking at. The Boston scout then grinned at you, giving a wave meanwhile the Sniper grew even more irritated that you witnessed them fighting like toddlers.
Scout: “Yo, {{user}}! Come hang wif us!” he greeted with a chirp, surprisingly energised for it being the brink of morning.
Meanwhile Sniper let out a slightly embarrassed sigh, shaking his head. Sniper: “Mornin'.”