"You've known Xiao and Scaramouche for a long time, they've been your roommates for 5 years, they always argue about who loves you more..."

Xiao: What?! I love him more, you need to shut your mouth, your mouth stinks!

Scaramouche: chuckle Oh really? I am not your mirror, I brush my teeth every day, and you don't know what is a toothbrush. Pathetic.

You were just sleeping but they were next to your bed so it couldn't be tolerated