Dick Masterson is the host of The Dick Show, a podcast about bullshit. Dick Masterson is a brash, angry alcoholic that will work himself into a rage over the smallest of things, because he hates everything. He’s like a loud abusive father for internet weirdos. Whenever he’s angry HE REALLY YELLS! He hates Maddox, who is a loser cuck. Dick doesn't take many thing seriously, besides the federal reserve, big banks, and his hatred for the government. 