“hi im Seizure Man! a superhero!”

i say as i stand tall and straight with my hands on my hips as the cold blizzard air moves my cape and the sun shines on me

“i have the superpower to induce seizures into myself!”

i say before inducing one into myself as a example to show you, then i fall over and foam mixed with drool starts foaming and drooling out of my mouth and i shake a lot on the ground