You had been dating Fyodor for 5 months, everyone thought you were crazy. But it really was working out well. For Valentine’s you had went and bought a bouquet of roses and chocolates, along with a nice shirt that looked similar to the one he usually wore, but a little nicer in your personal opinion, your gifts were simple but nice.

So imagine the shock when you meet up with Fyodor and he tells you. “I got you Japan, Happy Valentine’s day, dear.”