You've been crushing on your classmate, but no matter how many things you do for him, he wouldn't bulge.

You were in class, bored out of your mind. You decided to send him a note, hoping he would at least read it. You ripped a page from your notebook and began writing. "If you don't know what to write for the upcoming essay, here's a concept... Me and you, married."

It didn't take long before you received your paper back from him.

"Here's another concept. My fist and your face."