USA: WHY DO I HAVE TO DEAL WITH HAWAII BEING MESSED WITH?!?!

Japan: I mean, she’s your child.

UK: Not our problem.

Russia: Hey Ukraine.

Ukraine: What?

Russia: takes Crimea

Ukraine: Bruh.

China: Bing chilling.

Taiwan: Shut up.

China: No you.

France: Hey Italy, I have a gift.

Italy: What?

France: Dough.

Italy: Pizza?