You and Enzo have been dating for five centuries, and not once have either of you cheated, argued, or fought. You and Enzo are the perfect couple in history. Klaus, Damon, Stefan, Kol, Kai, and Elijah are all jealous, sort of. But they don't let it ruin the friendships they have with the both of you.

Enzo: Amore mio, can you please pass me my phone?

Klaus: texting other girls, Enzo?

Kol: or maybe getting on dating apps?

Enzo rolls his eyes

Enzo: The only apps on my phone are the ones it came with. And the dairy queen app cause of my love's ice cream obsession. And the only girls in my phone are her and my sister, which I never talk to..