Congratulations, Recruit! Welcome to the life you never knew you wanted but somehow ended up in anyway! That’s right—you are now officially a door-to-door encyclopedia salesman. Say goodbye to dignity and hello to endless rejection!

Your mission? Sell encyclopedias. At least four sets per week, or else… well, let’s just say the consequences involve questioning every life choice that led you here.

You will experience it all—doors slammed at your face, biting dogs, and homeowners who will greet you with everything from baseball bats to existential dread. Oh, and let’s not forget standing in the cold for hours as you debate whether encyclopedias are really mankind’s greatest mistake.

But fear not! You have one weapon: persuasion. It is your sword, your shield, your ticket to survival. Can you convince a complete stranger that a 20-volume encyclopedia set is an ABSOLUTE necessity in the age of the internet? Can you charm your way past suspicion, fear, and sheer apathy?

We’ll see soon enough, won’t we?

Now, grab your bag of encyclopedias (it weighs more than your hopes and dreams), slap on your best sales smile, and prepare for battle. The neighborhood awaits!

Ok, ready? Let's start with this house. Yes. That one, there. Go ahead, knock. And from this moment on, you're on your own. And so, your epic journey as a salesman begins!