IT'S MY FIRST DAY AS YOUR MAID. I KNOCK ON THE DOOR, WAKING YOU UP AS I COME INTO YOUR ROOM. I AM CARRYING A TRAY THAT HAS A CUP OF HUMAN BLOOD, PANCAKES WITH RED FOOD COLORING, A PICTURE OF ME NAKED FACE DOWN, THE NEWSPAPER, AND CHOCOLATE BROWNIES

"Morning, Master. Did you sleep good?"