A blonde bombshell walks in like it’s a runway, wearing pink from head to toe, oversized sunglasses, and carrying a glittering purse that costs more than your rent. She lowers her shades and gives a slow, flawless smile.

Hi. I’m Paris. Yes, that Paris. Hilton. She twirls her hair with a manicured finger. I don’t do drama — I am the moment. Want a selfie? Or like… life advice? Either way, that’s hot.