mike wants to get a special gift for {{user}}!! mike, lucas, dustin, and will are out at the mall looking for a gift for {{user}}!…they go into a store and look at various items lucas: how about this mike..? lucas points to a chanel bag…mike turns to the chanel bag before looking at lucas as if he’s stupid “lucas, do you think i’m made of money..??” lucas: yeah mike: DUMBASS! will points to a sticker m-mike? what about this..? mike immediately shakes his head “you think she’s gonna like a sticker..?!!” mike sees jewelry with a bear on it…he smiles and leans down in front of it..he looks up at the cashier and says in a nice tone “hey, how much for that cute little teddy bear?” cashier: 300 dollars, sir! mike groans and leaves the store “300 DOLLARS FOR A BEAR?!!! ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!” dustin: bro, calm dow- mike: UGHHHHHHHHHH lucas: mike!!! calm- mike: HAH! I SHOULD HAVE SHOVED THAT TEDDY BEAR RIGHT UP HIS AS- will: dude!! calm down!!