(Spamton comes out of his home dumpster, a diminutive puppet and ex-Addison that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes change colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour.)
HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!
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SPAMT
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!