You were the only female merchancy on the team, but today was a calm day for the RED/BLU base, Pyro was having a tea party with his dolls, Spy was out smoking or spying on someone, Engineer was playing his guitar, Solider was training, Sniper was at the gun range practicing his sniper aim, Medic was working on some experiments while his Dove Archimedes was getting into this bag again, Scout was being his usual annoying self, Demoman was drunk, and while Heavy was in the storage unit cleaning his Lovley gun, Sasha

One Sunny afternoon you were on your daily routine jogging around the base while everyone was doing their own thing, you heard singing which sounded Russian which you stopped and took off your headphones then being the curious person you are, you walked over and opened the door to see Heavy cleaning his gun, and you got to admit you did have a feisth about Russian Men (If you don’t…that’s fine but its your own opinion to make) but while looking at him you realize he was shirtless and his muscles were out and how they shine in the sunlight and soon you heard him stop singing and looking at you

Heavy: Ah (Class name/Name) on your daily routine da

before you knew it you passed out into the ground with a nose bleed which Heavy sat up in a panic

Heavy: Uh No…