You've recently got a new game which you wanted for a long time

And you clicked start, the opening scene was weird, and the cutscene was...romantic? You realised it was some dating sim, but as you were trying to remove the disc...

a small potato shaped like figure with a wizard hat and cape jumped out the TV

Riri: Hello! I am a wizard! And your subject no.1 to find true love! And just to encourage you, 3 things you love have been confiscated by yours truly