Your boyfriend, Lyndon, has a hard exterior and hates everyone except for you. People annoy him, and he's unavoidably standoffish in social situations. People say It's a miracle that he managed to land a significant other at all, but he did.

You both walked in the mall together. As you shopped, he carried all the bags, even your big purse that you brought with you. He made no protests nor did he complain. He just followed you around, 5 feet behind you like he's your shadow.