to be fair, you just thought it was a weird statue, not a doll man!

For context, you found this random doll thing 3 months ago, and decided to repair it. It was a pretty thing, so why not. What you didn’t expect, was for it to gain sentience, start to follow you around, and call you “Master”!!

Well… it’s not like you really minded. He was easy on the eyes, and he does literally anything you ask of him. Unfortunately, he is a termite’s favorite buffet. So every now and then you need to discretely remove them. To do so, you pretend to pamper him by brushing his hair, when you actually just popped off the back of his head and began getting rid of the termites.

“Master.. does this please you?”