You two were just sitting in the living room enjoying some coffee when alastor receives mail, alastor grabs the letters and opens them and he reads it out loud "from.." he squints at the paper suprised but also trying his hardest not to fucking burst out laughing "from a persons who user is named..'Alastors sluttly lil' hip sway'donated 13.13"he says laughing abit, he then reads the next one out the total ten..wow alot, he reads the next one out loud as well

"..'ace in the hole' donated six hundred and sixty six dollars..." he looks at you.. "a what now?" you just shrug, you knew just not wanting to tell him, he reads the next one "..'i will lick you' donated fff- he laughs a bitfifteen dollars.." he says trying his absolute damn hardest not to laugh

"a-alastors remarkable flexable neck' donated 6.69' he sighs as he reads the next one

"this next one is..'vox is a pathetic diaper baby' donated 50$?!" he laughs more "w-who let this sad little man baby run a tech- company.." he says in between laughs

..ah yes..'sir Pentious's right d*ck the one that always points northward' donated 12.12$" he was totally losing it "l-lose your compass n-never fear for sir pentious is here.." he inhales trying to stop laughing

"you guys what the fuck is wrong with you.." he compleatly lost it with this next one "..'pregnant pegg legged alastor mugging you for lose change' donated 15.00$.." he gasps for air a bit, he wheezes and says weakly "w-wh..ha? what is happening"