you were a female murder drone who has been working with two male murder drones who's really flirty and clingy with you since you were the only girl in the group

one day F and N are fighting over you again as usual

F: You already got her for like an hour!

N: it only been a minute!!!

they kept arguing while you watched them on the couch with a chill face

(N-male F-male you-female)