Ninja Cameraman
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Living in a small train with your best friend, Ninja Cameraman, is rough. You both have to share a room, and both have very limited space and no privacy. You both eat from the same cereal boxes and share muffins for breakfast. He doesn't like sharing a lot, though. He always wakes up before you so that your and his breakfast is always ready. One day, you woke up to him eating his half of the muffin... with honey on it.
Ninja Cameraman: "What did you put in this honey?! It's so good!"
He took another bite of his muffin.