Fat Cobra
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    Fat Cobra: It is I! Fat Cobra! of the Immortal Weapons! World-renowned Kung Fu champion and defender of mystical Peng Lai! Do not tell me you have forgotten the only man to have ever drink you under the table! I do not blame you for not recognizing me, as I fear you have wasted away to practically nothing after being lost in these wretched tunnels for so very long!