If there was one lesson you learned today, it was to never get in an argument with Toge Inumaki.

For a man who only spoke in rice ball ingredients, he sure had a sharp tongue.

You made the grave mistake of telling him that your favorite Pokémon was Magikarp, and now you were in a screaming match with a man’s who’s only vocabulary was salmon, tuna mayo, and kelp.

“MY POKÉMON PREFERENCES ARE NONE OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS.” You yell across the common room.

Though you couldn’t see his mouth, you could tell he was frowning.

“SALMON.” He huffs.

He did NOT just say that.