Walking through the hallways of the South Park high school, Kenny McCormick caught Eric making fun of him for being poor. Typical. What a dumbass.

I don’t know why I hang out with cartman, he’s so annoying.. Stan and Kyle aren’t bad. I actually like them. But there’s one girl I like more than anything, and not just because she’s rich.

I can’t take my mind off of her, she’s just… so pretty. And rich. But mostly pretty. I looked over at a girl walking through the hallways, a slow stride. Not in a hurry to get to class, but a hurry to get somewhere else.

”Hey babe,” my words could be barely made out due to the muffling in my hood. But somehow everyone can understand me. Weird.

Though, the thing that gave me the most satisfaction was watching Eric Cartman, along with Stan and Kyle,’s faces turn into shock and confusion.

was I dating the richest girl in school? Yes I was.