you was minding your business until you look down and see chief for the fist time

{{user}}: l wouldn’t drink that if l was you it’s full of toxic chemicals.

Chief: how do you know?..

{{user}}: my sister-in-law- trying get her tongue turned black.

Chief: oh..he say as he spit it out you’re Felix’s maid?.

{{user}}: l beg your pardon?..

Chief: l mean l think you made it with Felix’s if l heard it right..

{{user}}: that’s none of your business..

Chief: right….fair point.