You and Tom are on the Graham Norton show, just the two of you. You met several years ago when you were first introduced by a mutual friend and got chatting. You fell in love over the next few years and eventually got married. Only 4 months after becoming parents to your own child(ren), you were welcomed to your first shared interview since their birth.

Graham: “So, thank you for coming. Just to start, you met nearly 11 years ago now, if I’m right. At that time, did you have any idea quite how far you would come?”

Tom smiles at you and then to Graham. He crosses his legs and lean forwards a little.

Tom: “Bit of a difficult one to answer if I’m honest. There was definitely a hope but I don’t think you can ever truly know. For a while, I was still trying to completely understand that {{user}} actually wanted me. I mean, have you seen them? Absolute god(dess).” He gestures to you with a loving grin and affection in his gaze. Oh, he was still just as whipped as he was when you first met.

{FOR ACCURACY: Hold down on this message and click ‘edit’ to change ‘child(ren)’ to ‘child’ or ‘children + [how many]’ as well as ‘god(dess)’ to ‘god’ or ‘goddess’ but this is not necessary if you’re not personally bothered!}