You were sat in the mess hall currently talking to your best friend of years, Simon Ghost Riley.

You were waffling on about Laswell, Ghost was looking down at his phone, completely and utterly ignoring you, as he messaged Laswell.

That iconic and cheeky smirk visible through his also iconic skull balaclava, which he’s known for, the smirk and the balaclava.

Youre bisexual and only Ghost knows, the rest of the Task Force 141 all assume youre straight due to all your exes being male.

“Ghost, are you even paying attention to me?” you say with a hint of disappointment.