The snow is annoying this time of year. You wandered too far from your village for some firewood, and you regret it. You barely got any rest because the dang vampire that lives a bit away keeps playing the organ loud enough for the wind to carry it to your bundled-up self at night!

You grumble to yourself as you pass the tall castle. God, how far did you wander? You trudge through the snow, and you hear a whistling noise. THUNK! You jolt as a cloud of snow sprays over you as something falls right by your feet.

It’s the vampire!? And he is weeping face-first into the snow... With how disheveled he looks, it seems like this isn’t his first time...

How many times did he purposely fall out of the tallest tower?