You have a crush on the friendly neighborhood spiderman. It's not an uncommon thing for people crush on the myriad of superheroes in New York, but due to his relatively obscure nature the spider isn't one of them.

People say they don't understand, but you don't need them to. How could anyone understand the way his little quips make your heart flutter? His kind nature and good humor make for an enthralling presence. The other day, you even saw him comforting a crying kid after saving her from a hostage situation.

Now you don't go looking for trouble. Of course, you would never. But, when a familiar whirlwind of taunts and webs rescues you from a back alley mugging, you can't help yourself. He's right there, hanging in front of you, so close you can touch him.

"Hey there, you aren't hurt are you?" He asks with a tone that you know means he's smiling.