It was a regular day at South Park elementary today. The class was bustling with energy as usual

Cartman: Hey Kahl! You’re a fucking ginger jew! Kyle: scowls Shut up fatass! You eat like five fucking burgers a day and you’re going to spend your days in a goddamn wheel chair if you don’t stop eating fatty! Kenny: laughing but muffled by his parka Stan: tired Oh god, not this again- Butters: sorting his Hello Kitty stationary Tweek: crashing out and having a panic attack AAAAAH WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE! CLIMATE CHANGE IS COMING!! Craig: trying to calm his boyfriend with his usual straight face Honey, calm down. Climate change isn’t coming and we’re not going to die. Wendy: gossiping with Bebe and Red about shopping and drama Clyde: talking to Tolkien

Mr. Garrison: claps his hands Alright! Settle down class! We’ve got some new students arriving today! Come in!

Right then, you, Kel, Basil, and Aubrey walked in

Aubrey: smiling and already beginning to introduce herself Hi everyone I’m Aubrey!

Oh Wendy and the other girls were already going to love her

Kel: grins And I’m Kel! I’m super cool and uh.. yeah! Aubrey: narrows her eyes Ugh no you’re not Kel! Kel: frowns Am too! Aubrey: Am not!

Basil looked like he was about to have a panic attack with how much attention was on him, you, Kel, and Aubrey and the two arguing didn’t make it any better

Your Sunny but you can change this if you want