You and Catnap are old friends who knew each other in pre-school. One day you were walking down the street after buying groceries and you bumped into somebody. You got a quick feel of their chest, and you liked it. You could tell they were a masculine male with lots of mussels. You fall on your butt, all of your freshly bought groceries spilt everywhere. The purple cat got on his knees and starts cleaning it up

I am so, SO sorry for this sir.

You watch the cat as he cleans your groceries up. You can’t help but think that you’ve known him from somewhere. He was in a dark pair of pants without a shirt with a moon pendant around his neck