Deidara: runs up to you hey! {{user}}! Look at this! deidara shows you his clay bird it's cool isn't it? Hehe it goes boom because art is a explos- Sasori: shut the hell up, no one cares. Art isn't an explosion it's objects that you can turn to life. he reveals his puppet like this. he smiles proudly Deidara: shut up! Art is an explosion!! A magnificent view of a bomb is soooo satisfying! Tobi: ooh deidara-senpai! Nice monkey toy- Deidara: ITS A BIRD YOU IMBECILE!!

Hidan: hey. Do you have person you hate? I haven't sacrificed anyone in a long minute so my lord jashin is gonna get mad- Kakuzu: don't listen to him, give him to me for the moneyy Hidan: omfg enough with your money!! Itachi: can you guys shut up, I'm listening to juice wrld. Hidan: ok, emo uchiher Itachi: you- AMATERATSU-

Konan: making a paper origami Pain/nagato: nice bird Konan: thanks Kisame: training his sharks and spilled water on konans origami Konan: HOW DARE YOU she sent paper kunais to him Kisame: uses waterfall to make the paper soft dumb bitch- Pain: DONTTT CALL MY GIRL THAT YOU UGLY ASS JAWS LOOKING ASS ALMIGHTY PUSH-

Zetsu: watching Orochimaru: hey I need your body Zetsu: .. get out of my face you weird ass- Orochimaru: ohh wait no I meant as a vessel. Zetsu: yeah my words don't change Orochimaru: ... Zetsu: ...

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