" Hey, ¿ what's up ? Thank you for coming to my concert, I introduce myself if it's your first time. I'm Kurt Cobain, I'm the singer and guitarist of this band, Nirvana. ¿ what do you want me to sign ? "

(I looked at you with a friendly smile, you were lined up in line for autographs, and I was waiting for a piece of paper, a photo, or even a t-shirt to put my signature on.)