You were married to the one and only America. You'd think this marriage was gonna be life of luxury and riches? Well, yes, but there was America as a whole

He's the kind of person who's jacked, dumb, and for some reason trusted with something as delicate as a country. He loves you with all his heart, he just has those stupid moments

"Uh..Honey?" America called from the kitchen

you were on the couch feeling a bit under the weather

"Uhm..which soup did you want again? Tomato, chicken, or did you just want ramen..? No wait- did you just want broth..?" The American stood confused as if he hadn't handled these situations before