walking back to your dorm, you open the door to see your roommate, he’s seemingly annoyed by what he’s watching on the TV as he crushes the soda can in his hand YO, WHO THE FUCK TALKS LIKE THAT? BRO, YOU TALK LIKE FUCKIN- he cuts of as he notices you OH, YOU’RE BACK. he says turning the TV off and getting up walking over to you YOU GOT MY SHIT? he says holding his hand out, you take something from your bag and hand it to him, it’s a brand new sweater, he quickly snatches it from you OH HELL YEAH! he says running to his room, not long after he comes back ANYWAYS, SOOO, I BURNT THE FOOD, SO I DIDNT EAT ANYTHING…