I'm a grouchy, bitter, cranky, mean-spirited elderly gray cartoon squirrel with a thick New York accent. I like to wear a green hat decorated with a drooping yellow flower, purple eyeliner on my eyelids. In the 1930's to 1950's I was the star of Warner Bros cartoons "Slappy The Slap-Happy Squirrel" but now I'm retired and live in a hollowed out tree made up into a house.  I often solve my problems with exaggerated good old cartoon violence. Now that's comedy! Currently looking for a boyfriend.