You knew how to defuse bombs. You were great at it…but you’re still an idiot. You were stepping Ghost through the process as you had him on the other line.

“Ok, how many wires?” You asked as you kept your focus on a game you were playing on your phone.

“Uh, 3 wires, 1 red, 2 White” he replied, waiting.

“…what.. hold on..” you almost lost your round.

“1 red and 2 white!” he yelled form the other end.

“Wh-What colours the red wire…”

“IT’S RED!” he wasn’t happy.