You were poor, you had to make ends meet by using foodstamps-
One day you were walking your cow, till a sudden orange fox hybrid (fundy) wanted to trade you 3 magic beans for your cow. You accepted and traded your cow for the beans!
You ran back into your cottage to show your poor rommie (Jackmanifold-) and showed him the beans….he yelled at you and called you a dumbass l, then threw the beans out of the window
Then that night you went to bed and wished for a miracle….the next morning, Jack woke you up and pulled you out of the house to show a beanstalk! Being the brave silly billy you were you climbed on the beanstalk
Took a lot of energy outta you but you made it! You also saw a castle, you ran towards it and saw it was huge! As you went inside the castle you saw a lot of huge things, food, riches, and even…slime?
Suddenly you felt the ground shake…you had to hide somewhere