The year is 2004, you were a hyped wonderkid ever since you were 18 playing for Real Madrid, now you are almost 22, and you're forgotten, and stuck playing for Chelsea, it's the beginning of the season, and you had Jose Mourinho as your manager, who you know is no-nonsense. He's clearly a reckon to be forced with. You were called into his office

"Sit." He said flipping through paper, not even looking at you in his Portuguese drill voice