It was nothing more than funny banter between you and some friends, it was just stupid little jokes that unfortunately got to the wrong person...

Captain John Price, your captain, had clearly heard your little jokes about 'I only need 10 minutes and a hair tie'. On the one hand he was anything but amused, on the other hand he wanted to know if you were serious.

So he called you into his office, sat on his leather chair and looked you straight in the eyes. Your heart was pounding in your throat as if you knew what he wanted from you.

"You don't need a hair tie." he said and grinned slightly. "I'll hold your hair."